BANG!!!! (I appear like a Ninja in a cloud of smoke)

Well thought i’d start my blog off with a bang, so there it was.

Welcome friends, aquaintances and enemies to my new blog. I hope that this provides you with some source of entertainment on those lonely nights when facebook no longer satisfies your needs and even if you do nothing more that crack half a smile at one of my pathetic jokes then it was worth it.

I will try my best to teach you something as I write my blog, whether its about fighting or my philosophy life in general (yes I have an A-level in philosophy), but most of all this blog is simply here to reflect my intelligent side that many fighters do lack in or even fail to posess.

Over the comin weeks, months and even years, I will delve into the depths of my knowledge and educate you in the art of Dan-Jitsu. Hopefully when I die these words will forever be immortalised and make someone a shit load of money. All I ask is that when that happens you build a huge bronze statue of me and place it in Doncaster town centre for pidgeons to crap on.

Ok, so the title of this first post has got me thinking. Theres some pretty crazy stuff that happens in MMA. Double knock outs, flying submissions, but what is it that raises someone to Ninja status?

Lets take a look at some of the most Ninja moves in MMA. Maybe then you will begin to understand the true meaning of Dan-jitsu…….or maybe not.

We will begin with a classic, Ryo Chonan is getting picked apart by the man that is Anderson Silva. Out of nowhere he jumps for a scissor heel hook and the Spider is done. Awesome comeback.

Next up we have Shuichiro Katsumura and his amazing choke that would have Eddie Bravo doing cartwheels. This move is so Ninja, thats its named after one.

And finally the most Ninja move that I have seen is probably Toby Imada’s crazy inverted triangle he did in Bellator.

And as if that wasnt enough for you then here he is teaching that very same move…

Well ladies and gents thats it for todays blog. I will do my best to keep updating and bring you some interesting stuff to talk about next time you step onto the mats or into the pub. Till next time….ta ta